So say we all. 

So say we all. 



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Quagmire vs. Brian 

Brian: I’m trying to establish a friendship with you. All I’ve done is try to be nice to you, and you still don’t like me. How can you not like me?

Quagmire: Okay, I’ll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you’re such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say “Ooh, I’ll get you later,” but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend that you’re this deep guy that loves women for their souls, when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat! And that’s why you like him so much — he’s you! God, you’re pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you’re some great writer, even though you’re terrible. You know, I should’ve known Cheryl Tiegs didn’t write me that note. She would’ve known there’s no “a” in the word “definite.” And what I think I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should “legalize pot, man”, how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well what have you done to help?! I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there. You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don’t believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter because [mockingly] “religion is for idiots.” Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone?! You failed college twice, which isn’t nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How’s that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that — all of it — if you weren’t such a bore. That’s the worst of it, Brian. You’re just a big, sad, alcoholic bore! I’ll see ya, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak.

Family Guy 8x07 "Jerome Is The New Black Guy"



Walternate: Nature doesn’t recognize good and evil, Phillip. Nature only recognizes balance and imbalance. I intend to restore balance to our world. Whatever it takes.



"Donna: We have colonized Puerto Rico and they will rise up against us.
Josh: I think we can take them.
Donna: That’s what we said about the British.
Josh: We took the British.
Donna: You know what I’m saying.
Josh: Hardly ever.
#TheWestWing" from Josh Lyman and Donna Moss



"George: Do you know what it’s like to be cusping on adulthood and not know who you are, what you want to be, or even if you want to be? It’s ten shades of sucks is what it is. #DeadLikeMe" from



"Peter: Well, if you aren’t Jesus Christ then you won’t mind if I pee on these Amy Grant CDs then.
Jesus: DON’T!!" from

Peter and Jesus meet at the record store.

Peter and Jesus meeting at the record store